There’s a hit of dopamine in your brain when you finally figure out a really good abstraction for some code that’s been making things difficult for you.

Oh god no this thing where people are looking at 2008 Twitter is not good for me I WAS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL THEN

I’m really behind on Twitter right now, and I’m having a pretty good day today. I think those two things might be related.

When you call Nintendo’s support line, the hold music is apparently the Ocarina of Time music for Hyrule Field. This is the most delightful hold experience!

It is way too late in the day for Ruby’s require to not be doing what I expect, but only in my specs.

It would probably be good if we stopped making new female AI voice assistants. Really need to stop perpetuating the idea that only women could be in a serving role.